New comic readers: Please understand that you can’t read all the comics in the world at once. Take it slow, pick and choose, and enjoy. Don’t rush yourself and stress yourself out to try and prove yourself as a dedicated comic book lover to a bunch of douchebags.
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.