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Title: XXX
Pages: 22
Circle: Komae Salon
Author: Matsumoto Azusa
Pairing: Reiji/Ranmaru
Download: 4shared
Buy: toranoana

Ad for German chain of do-it-yourself stores “Hornbach”
“You can be everything but clumsy.”
(x)
I love how Hornbach’s claim translates to “There’s always something to do” (or someONE in this case, hah)
HOLY SHIT THIS CAMPAIGN IS FUCKING INCLUSIVE
I’M MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HORNBACH
“You helped rebuilding Germany. So don’t let other tell you how to renovate”
“There’s nobody who is allowed to tell you that you can’t do it. Nobody but your project.”
(w: this is kinda dark)
And later, when Roxy finally conjures a matriorb
‘Congratulations Roxy. You have saved an entire species from the brink of extinction—
your death is heroic.’
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
I will buy enough to make up for the boycott if they keep making those commercials
same

what the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend,dickweed?
here,take these hardcore japanese school girl cat and bunny girlfriends who don’t take shit from nobody
“The Confrontation” or as I like to call it “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together: 1823 Remix”
"I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.
If that makes me a bitch, okay."